zealouscorgi:

i forgot what i was doing

saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!
EDIT: FOUND IT


bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW


somewherebetweenrageandserenity:

Quicksilver + face appreciation


DnD Session #3 (We’ve started to anger the clouds):

chekhovyourprivilege:

snafflebithumptywink:

"Would anyone like to desecrate more bodies?"
[dragonborn slowly raises hand]

"Roll perception."
"I cavity search the goblin."
d20.”

"If you pick it up, it’ll fall apart.
"I pick up the scimitar."
"It falls apart."

"Looking ahead, you see two stalagmites. They do nothing. Further along…"

"THE CLOUDS DECLARE DESCRIPTIONS."

"I WOULD NOT CONVERSE IN CELESTIAL RIGHT NOW."

"I can’t tell teeth apart!"
"He’s a BUGBEAR!"
"I AM NOT A DENTIST!"

"So now you have a severed head."
"And a chip on my shoulder."

"Necromancy!"
"NO. NO. CLERIC OF LIFE. NO."

We forgot:
"I want Klarg dead."
entire group: “BUDDY, HAVE WE GOT NEWS FOR YOU.”


So a lot of awesome things happened at NYCC this year, but I think top prize goes to this adorably badass little Quicksilver. They put me and every other Quicksilver cosplayer at this con to shame, let’s be real.


chekhovyourprivilege:

emerging diseases: humans keep fucking shit up


Neo Quote roundup from the past few weeks

snafflebithumptywink:

"What [number]’s in the house?"
"Four! And this pepper!"

"Did you answer it with your vagina?" [into phone] "Hello???"

""For you, for you, for yoshi" sounds like an 80s sitcom title."

"It looks like a place you’d go to get fingered. In the 90s."

"I’m gonna be in Paris on Halloween. What should I do?"
"Drink wine and forget about Americans?"

"If a tornado, a rabid cat, and a bottle of whiskey got in a threeway…"

"I was just staring at you guys like, "I can’t start plays on my own, can I?""
"That’s okay, apparently we can’t, either."

"You are the freest house elf in Hogwarts!"

"It’ll just be something along the lines of "BINK. BINK. BINK. BINK."" [makes a face] "I dunno."

"Joey, can you hear me?"
[slightly stuck in a goat mask] “No, I was gonna say this is like a Twilight Zone episode ‘cause I can’t get it off.”

"It’s all that. And a bag of…entrails…"

"It’s hard to change levels and put pants on at the same time."
"Don’t worry about changing levels if you’re putting pants on."

"Okay so let’s try not to laugh at refugees tonight…"

"Alright. One intern’s an ostrich."

"Something about the weather just activated the Germans…"


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Neo Quote roundup from the past few weeks

"What [number]’s in the house?"
"Four! And this pepper!"

"Did you answer it with your vagina?" [into phone] "Hello???"

""For you, for you, for yoshi" sounds like an 80s sitcom title."

"It looks like a place you’d go to get fingered. In the 90s."

"I’m gonna be in Paris on Halloween. What should I do?"
"Drink wine and forget about Americans?"

"If a tornado, a rabid cat, and a bottle of whiskey got in a threeway…"

"I was just staring at you guys like, "I can’t start plays on my own, can I?""
"That’s okay, apparently we can’t, either."

"You are the freest house elf in Hogwarts!"

"It’ll just be something along the lines of "BINK. BINK. BINK. BINK."" [makes a face] "I dunno."

"Joey, can you hear me?"
[slightly stuck in a goat mask] “No, I was gonna say this is like a Twilight Zone episode ‘cause I can’t get it off.”

"It’s all that. And a bag of…entrails…"

"It’s hard to change levels and put pants on at the same time."
"Don’t worry about changing levels if you’re putting pants on."

"Okay so let’s try not to laugh at refugees tonight…"

"Alright. One intern’s an ostrich."

"Something about the weather just activated the Germans…"


How to Know if They Like You by Myers Briggs

tabby-flenderson:

ENTP~ Prove themselves with arrogance and arguing
ENTJ~ Hyper critical
ENFP~ Can’t stop smiling more than usual
ENFJ~ They will act like perfection itself before you
ESTP~ Awkward
ESTJ~ Ultra listener and attentive
ESFP~ Make complete fools of themselves, in a cute way
ESFJ~ Brags
INTP~ Intense trolling
INTJ~ Stalkerish
INFP~ By the time you figure it out they like someone else
INFJ~ You don’t know and never will
ISTP~ Confronts you directly
ISTJ~ Ultra intense eye contact
ISFP~ *blushes
ISFJ~ Lots of little glances and smiles


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