*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead more like rosencrantz and guildenstern are hella gay for each other
Who shall call them from the grey twilight, the forgotten people? The heir of him to whom the oath they swore. From the North shall he come. Need shall drive him. He shall pass the door to the Paths of the Dead.
Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:
Me flirting with someone I actually like:
the difference between this show and allllll the others: Jayne’s reaction to the hat is not AWWWW MOM WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WEAR THIS HAT but, instead, is THIS IS THE AWESOME HAT Y’ALL DON’T EVEN KNOW.
If you remember the rest of Ma Cobb’s letter, you’ll also remember that she thanked Jayne for sending money and that his sister is still sick with the “damp lung,” which I think is a reference to the condition people suffered from in Train Job.
If you think about it, the only nice things Jayne has for himself which show he has invested money into are his weapons. Throughout the show they talk about how Jayne is only motivated by money and wealth, but think about where all the wealth he makes smuggling is winding up- probably paying for his sister’s medical bills and taking care of his mom. There was so much potential with his character.
One of the many reasons why Jayne is a Hufflepuff.
"…and I’ll pull out a big fucking ladle…"
"I mean, I am a frequent peer…"
"I’ll be by the clock. Because that’s where science happens."
"Conceivably, we could just make up gibberish, like…PLUTORP."
"What is your favorite thing?"
"Right now, cheese."
"It’s like fucking with a micropenis and a microvagina."
[hopping up and down] “Yes!!! I will do it!!! I am high and feisty!!!”
"There’s cabbage everywhere."
"There is cabbage in my uterus right now.”
"If you do get injured, try to do it after you say ‘Macbeth.’”
"All I could see was ‘This play was brought to you by Home Depot. Home Depot: for Latinas everywhere.’"
"…and then we just kinda sweated on each other for the next 30 seconds…"
[dish shatters on the ground]
A Midsummer Night’s Dream [x]
Added an extra gif now that the DVD has been released to show just how long this kiss was. And because I like seeing all the audience members clapping. Slightly annoyed that the DVD gif doesn’t match the quality of the 1080p trailer gifs but what can you do…
why is it that no matter what kind of food I intend to get when I walk into kimmel, I always end up in the burrito line